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Sunsets in Santorini

Monday morning we watched the sun rise and drove for an hour to Herakilon Port to take a ferry to Thira Port in Santorini. We sat in nice seats at a table across from these fabulous people (below). Tip: Daniel read on a few travel sites to buy the top deck seats on the ferry for view purposes. I personally don’t think it made much of a difference, especially since we slept most of the time anyway.

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Sunrise
Sunrise
the lovely people we sat across from
the happy couple we sat across from
Early ferry rides and googly eyes
Early ferry rides and googly eyes
Daniel enjoying the view
Daniel enjoying the view
Cosmote Ferry
Cosmote Ferry

We arrived in Thira at eleven and sprinted to get one of the illusive taxis. However, wherever we sprinted had no taxis at all. Instead, we found mini busses—lots and lots of mini busses, which meant lots and lots of mini bus drivers (all of whom are looking to haggle you until you give in to riding in their vehicle). These guys told us it would take an hour for a taxi to arrive (which a blog we read confirmed).

So, Daniel negotiated with one man who wouldn’t leave us alone. The deal was we would go with him if he would leave the port immediately and not wait for any more passengers.  Shockingly, the deal was for real.  He drove us into the town of Fira (even though we were staying in Firostefani) and told us ‘this’ was where we were staying, pointing vaguely to the long area ahead. Daniel asked him to go to location our Airbnb host had given us and he told us we were there….obviously we were not there, we were about half a mile down a steep winding hill from “there”. Thus,  we pushed our suitcases up the street behind his mini bus, until we could no longer see it. What a delight!

Our wheelin' dealin' mini bus driver pointing to "there"
Our wheelin’ dealin’ mini bus driver pointing to “there”

At the top of the hill we were met by the man who ran the operations for our Airbnb. Thankfully, he was a doll and rolled our luggage down a narrow cobblestone path way until we reached a flat roof with a “VIP rope” —”private parking” he said. Next we descended the stairs to a private infinity pool flanked by two beach chairs on either side. Such stunning views!

The Airbnb unit we booked (he had another unit adjacent to ours that shared the pool) was still being cleaned. The man showed us both units, each with the Santorini white vibe, but one with a down stairs. We opted for the one we hadn’t booked as it had better views and it was already clean. Settling into our Airbnb, we unloaded our stuff and walked through Firostefani. It’s exactly what you would expect it to look like from all the postcards. We found the church that the Canadians we met at Glossites in Chania had told us to look for and went to the tiny blue and white restaurant Aktaion directly across for lunch. The food was delicious, especially the rolled eggplant. The owner Danny was fabulous. We ended up making dinner reservations there for Tuesday night also.

The pool and the view from our Airbnb
The pool and the view from our Airbnb
The living room
The living room/kitchen in our Airbnb
The bedroom in our Airbnb
The bedroom in our Airbnb
The full monte
The full monte
The church with the phallic imagery we were told to look for
The church with the phallic imagery we were told to look for by the Canadians we met at Glossites in Chania
We found Aktaion!
We found Aktaion!

Aktaion in Santorini

Aktaion in Santorini
Lunch at Aktaion

After lunch we swam and laid out. Daniel rented an ATV down the street (everyone on this island gets around on them or motorbikes) and around six we left to drive to Oia for the much anticipated  of Santorini sunsets. We rushed through the crowds hoping to find a solid spot to watch sun go down. At the top of a view point we climbed over a wall to sit on a roof and waited until the sun went down so we could take 900 photos. It was beautiful! After the sunset we walked through the crowded and very touristy streets until we got back to our ATV. We drove down to Fira proper to check out their touristy scene. If you haven’t gathered by now, Santorini is much more touristy than Crete.

Enjoying the view
Enjoying the view
Santorini
Oia, Santorini
One of Dan's 20-minute process shots
One of Dan’s 20-minute process shots (head detached from body)
Watching the sunset from Oia
Watching the sunset from Oia
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Sunset from Oia

Sunset in Oia

We were craving Italian for dinner so we went to a restaurant called Da Vinci. We had a Ukranian waiter, serving Italian food in Greece. Kinda funny. Food was delicious. Ordered a pizza and a pasta and then headed home to go to sleep.

Tuesday morning we woke up to howling wind. The sky was gray and damp and the island looked pretty abandoned. We drove the ATV to some area to get breakfast. Many of the places we wanted to go were closing up cause of the wind so we settled on a really average place. Afterwards we decided to go back to our Airbnb and read. The wind on this island doesn’t leave for too much to do, so we decided to make cocktails and enjoy our porch until the sun eventually came out.

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Walking around Santorini
Santorini
Santorini vibes

Considering the wind, we decided to go somewhere closer than Oia for sunset so we drove to the same areas where we had breakfast. We saw a great bar at the top of the cliff called La Maltese and decided to go there for Aperol Spritzes and the sunset. The sunset was beautiful but the wind was ridiculous. Freezing cold we went back to our side of town to get warmer clothes before dinner.

Sunset and hair blowing in the wind
Sunset and hair blowing in the wind at La Maltese
Smooches
Smooches

We left for Aktaion for dinner, a five minute walk down the street. When we got there we were told our reservation was for 9 and not 9:30, honest mistake on our part. Danny told us it would be another 5-10 minutes so we walked around until they were ready for us. We eventually sat down and ordered, the food was ridiculous. We ordered a twist on tzaziki, the eggplant rolls, feta skewers, and a Greek pasta. When the pasta was being delivered, presumably by Danny’s father, he made some comment to us along the lines of , “Are you ready to realize/let us know that your reservation was at 9 and not 9:30—you’re lucky you still got a table”. I was shocked by his lack of hospitality!  Anyway, the food was great but we left right after to go home. No ouzo shots this night.

Wednesday was a perfectly clear and sunny day! We got on the ATV and rode to Oia for breakfast and to take some photos. We walked through the the narrow passages and down the winding stair cases that almost inevitably led to a roped off private area, until I was satisfied. Then we rode back to Firostefani and picked up lunch from a restaurant called Why Not? Souvlaki, to eat on our patio.

Found Barbie's dream house in Santorini
Found Barbie’s dream house in Santorini
Periwinkle persuasions
Periwinkle persuasions
Churches
Santorini
Bells

 

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Gates
Dog on a step
Dog on a step
Blue door
Blue door

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Dog in a Store Front
Dog in a Store Front
The little pink church
The little pink church

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At 1:45 we went to meet the driver from Santorini Yachting Club who would take us to our afternoon/sunset boat cruise. We’d expected a mini bus, instead we were squeezed into a hatchback coup with Patricia and Kevin from the UK and drove for 45 minutes—so cute. She’s basically the Ramona Singer of wherever she’s from.

Our hatchback driver
Our hatchback driver—shaking hands and kissing babies

We arrived at a marina at the bottom of the island, and boarded a boat called the Lagoon 52. There were about 20 of us onboard and we cruised for 5 hours to the red beach, the white beach, and the black beach. The boat served drinks and dinner. We cruised all the way to Oia where we watched the sunset. It was magnificent! Then we got off and road a mini bus back to our Airbnb with Patricia, Kevin and everyone else on our boat.

The white beach
The white beach
"The red beach, because it's red"
“The red beach, because it’s red”

Sailing in Santorini

Hi!
Hi!
Boating Expert
Boating Expert

Yachting in Santorini

Cliffside views of Fira
Cliffside views of Fira
Sunset Clouds
Sunset Clouds
Sunset from the boat
Sunset from the boat
:)
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Tip: The black beach— it contains hot springs which were warm, but looked like a muddy river amid clear blue water. Because i’m a genius I packed only white bathing suits, but after going in the hot sulphur hot spring waters I now have a clay-brown bathing suit. Note to anyone planning to do this, bring a dark colored bathing suit!

Thursday morning, on our last day in Greece, we decided we’d get a little exercise after a week plus of competitive eating. Not knowing what we were getting ourselves into, we set out to climb up and down the stairs from Fira to the Old Market down by the ocean. Although we could smell donkey shit as we started our decent, we didn’t piece together the number of donkeys that would appear towards the middle of the top and the middle of the bottom of the stairs.

As we descended into the third bend of the stairs, I immediately regretted our decision to take this hike but followed Daniel anyway. When we reached the bottom we took a photo and climbed back up the stairs faster than we climbed down (for fear of having to spend any more time near rouge donkeys climbing the steps and tourists on donkeys asking us if we could take their photos at every curve). By the time we reached the top we were both beet red.

Donkey city
Donkey city
Hi from the bottom of donkey hell
Hi from the bottom of donkey hell
Oh yeah, this was our ATV
Oh yeah, this was our ATV

Profusely sweating, we rushed back to our Airbnb to jump in the pool, pack up, and shower before we had to check out. Thankfully, Daniel rented a car for 35 Euros for the rest of the day so that we had somewhere to store our bags (also it was 40 Euro taxi to the airport).

We took the car and drove out of Firostefani to a restaurant called Metaxi Mas (across the street from a random goat herder and behind a beautiful cathedral). The restaurant was so cute and served some of the best food we’ve had in Greece. We ordered a pomegranate salad (I’m still dreaming about this), a baked feta cheese in phyllo dough, sesame seeds and honey, as well as a a baked eggplant dish. I was so hungry I forgot to take photos of the food. Everything was UNBELIEVABLE—honestly one of my top 3 meals of the trip.

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The big beautiful cathedral
Metaxi Mas is behind this
Metaxi Mas is behind this
Cutie little door
Cutie little door
Metaxi Mas
Metaxi Mas
He was in a "good" mood when we got to the restaurant
He was in a “good” mood when we got to the restaurant
Restaurant with a view
Restaurant with a view
Great decor
Great decor

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Daniel taking one of his photos
Daniel taking one of his photos

After lunch we got back into the car and drove down to a little beach town where we walked around until we decided to get beach chairs. We spent the try of the day on the beach and only got back in the car to drive up to some winery (with a ridiculous view) for the sunset. It was epic, even better than the one in Oia.

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Interrupted my reading to let Daniel take this
Interrupted my reading to let Daniel take this
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Our last sunset in Greece
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The most ridiculous sunset

We had a 9:00 flight on Aegean Airlines to Athens so we were told to get to the airport at 7:30, to drop off the car. Exchanging the car took no time at all, but then we proceeded to wait in a 45 minute line to check bags. I won’t go into it too much, but the Santorini airport is a joke. It’s kind of like a cave in the middle of nowhere with no service, and where no one knows what’s going on. The flight to Athens was very delayed, which was fine.

The end ...
The end …

Once we got to Athens we took another Aegean Airline flight to Israel. This flight was also very delayed and quite miserable. I think they told everyone to get ready for landing (tray tables up, chairs up, ear buds out, electronics off) twenty minutes into the two hour flight. Uggggh. We landed in Tel Aviv at three AM.

Elounda and Plaka

The drive from Chania to Elounda was beautiful. Part of the drive was through the woods, which reminded me a lot of Lake Arrowhead, and part of the drive (at the edge of the island) was bright blue and green ocean everywhere! We stopped at Piato for lunch in Agiou Nikolaou and ordered a delicious mezze platter before driving 20 minutes to our hotel in Elounda /Placka.

The drive from Chania to Elounda
The drive from Chania to Elounda

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The mezze plannter at Piato in Agiou Nikolaou
The mezze plannter at Piato in Agiou Nikolaou
Daniel putting together one of his 20-minute process photos
Daniel putting together one of his 20-minute process photos
The water in Agiou Nikolaou
The water in Agiou Nikolaou

We arrived at the Blue Palace Resort, on the hillside overlooking Spinalonga—the former leper colony—and checked into our room before taking the gondola down to the beach. The beach had no sand, but rather massive rocks all over the ground. The hotel had a a floating dock for easy water entrance. We jumped in the water about thirty minutes after we got there— it seemed to be warmer than it was up in Chania.

Our room at Blue Palace Resort
Our room at Blue Palace Resort

We got an umbrella and chairs next to a couple around our age from somewhere in London. She was topless and at a volume level of 11. Her significant other kept telling her she was shouting, but I’m pretty sure his volume level was at a 14. It made for some fabulous entertainment. After a few hours we went up to our room to shower and change and walked over to Placka (10 minutes up the road).

Views of Spinalonga from the Blue Palace Beach
Views of Spinalonga from the Blue Palace Beach
Daniel enjoying the beach
Daniel enjoying the beach and taking feet photos
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Our first day in Elounda

We walked  through the village of Plaka, which took about 37 seconds before sitting down at a restaurant called Captain Nicolas, on the water. After ordering wine we sat down and enjoyed the sunset and the moon rise before heading back to the hotel to have dinner at the Greek restaurant, Blue Door. The food was kind of a modern take on Greek food. I thought it was great, Daniel didn’t seem to love it. We ordered tzatziki with avocado, pita and dolmadas. After dinner we passed out.

Sunset
Sunset in Plaka at Captain Nicolas
Wine with a view
Wine with a view
Just after sunset looking at Spinalonga
Just after sunset over Spinalonga
Moon rise over Spinalonga
Moon rise over Spinalonga
Our dinner at Blue Door
Our dinner at Blue Door
I sort of passed out at dinner
I sort of passed out at dinner

I was awoken by Daniel’s not so silent attempt to watch the sunrise on our balcony, so I decided I might as well join him. It was obviously beautiful.

Sunrise from our balcony
Sunrise from our balcony

We went upstairs for the most elaborate breakfast spread I’ve ever seen and then when we were completely stuffed we rolled down to the beach. After we found chairs, our ‘quiet’ friends from the UK found us and decided to sit directly behind us. Score! Entertainment two days in a row! We spent he morning in and out of the water with our floats that we purchased in Elafonisi. Everyone else in the water seemed quite jealous of our water toys.

The most elaborate breakfast spread
The most elaborate breakfast spread
Rock beach, no sand in site
Beach set up
Rocky Beach
Rocky Beach

 

We walked back to Plaka for lunch and ate at the cutest restaurant called Thalassa. Obviously, we ordered the mezze platter and it was delicious. Eventually, we realized we’d rather be lying down in the sun than sitting on the outdoor patio, so we headed back to the hotel.

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Lunch at Thalassa
Lunch at Thalassa —complete with a boat in the window

Thalassa in Plaka

Our table at Thalassa
Our table at Thalassa
Lunch at Thalassa
Lunch at Thalassa

Daniel arranged for us to take a boat around the small island in front of us (driven by yours truly). We stopped in a few beach coves to swim and came back to the hotel about two hours later. It was mucho fun! Possibly my favorite beach activity.

Anchoring — Daniel's favorite activity
Anchoring — Daniel’s favorite activity
Boating into different coves around Elounda
Boating into different coves around Elounda

That night, we walked to the furthest end of Plaka (49 seconds from the start of the town) for dinner. We ate at a restaurant called Ostria on the water. The food was good. The service was hilarious. The bill came in Greek (obviously) so we had no idea why the bill looked like more than normal. Daniel asked the waitor a question about one line item and the guy told us it was for bread… when he remembered we didn’t order bread, he changed his mind and told us it was for tax. It was quite funny. After dinner we walked back to the hotel, packed and passed out.

Dinner at Ostria in Plaka
Dinner at Ostria in Plaka

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Picture Perfect Chania

We landed in Crete and were driven by a really sweet taxi driver to the town of Chania. The town looks like a movie set/postcard. When we arrived in Chania, we got out of the taxi and onto a small golf cart to get down the narrow street to our hotel, Casa Delfino. We checked in with reception and went to the beautiful touristy area on the water for breakfast while our room was being cleaned.

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Chania: postcard city
Casa Delfino Boutique Hotel
The courtyard at Casa Delfino Boutique Hotel
Casa Delfino Boutique Hotel Room
Our room at Casa Delfino Boutique Hotel

We ate at Café Remezzo—the food was not good at all, but the view made up for it. I ordered an omelet which was basically one enormous deep fried egg with cheese on top. I decided not to eat it and went for bread and a salad instead.

Cafe Remezzo Chania
Cafe Remezzo at the port in Chania
Cafe Remezzo
A deep fried egg with cheese on top —aka omelette
Eating at Cafe Remezzo (not the omelette)
Eating at Cafe Remezzo (not the omelette)

After brunch we walked around the small town, which is like stepping back in time. The streets are cobblestone, and the people are ancient—not all of them, but a lot of them… the rest are tourists.  Needless to say, people watching is unbelievable!

People watching in Chania
People watching in Chania
The port in Chania
The port in Chania

Chania Greece

Old Venetian Harbor Chania
Views of the Old Venetian Harbor

We walked about 10 minutes from our hotel and ended up at Nea Hora Beach with a lot of not so cute topless older people. Everyone was quite leathery and really strutting their stuff. I was very amused. We paid 5 Euros for two beach chairs and an umbrella set up, that came with fresh fruit and WIFI—all the necessities for a day at the beach!

Nea Hora Beach
Nea Hora Beach
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Nea Hora Beach
Nea Hora Beach: chairs, fresh fruit, and WIFI
Nea Hora Beach: chairs, fresh fruit, and WIFI

After the beach we went back to the room. Daniel napped for what felt like 7 hours, and then we went up to the hotel rooftop for drinks before dinner. We went to dinner at the Pallas Bar Restaurant, which was on a beautiful rooftop overlooking the Old Venetian Harbor. Apparently the building was built in 1830. We ordered the deconstructed Greek salad, the Porcini mushroom risotto, and the grilled salmon pave with a green salad with fresh onions and sesame seeds. The food was delicious and the view was unbelievable. The service was not worthy of writing about. About an hour after we finished dinner we finally payed before wandering back to the hotel.

Pallas Bar Restaurant Chania
Deconstructed Greek Salad at Pallas Bar Restaurant
Pallas Bar Restaurant Food
Porcini mushroom risotto and grilled salmon pave with a green salad with fresh onions and sesame seeds
Couldn't help myself
Couldn’t help myself
Walking along the port in Chania
Walking along the port in Chania

The next day we woke up and had breakfast in the hotel courtyard. The food was amazing—they served us basically ever dish they’ve ever decided to wrap in phyllo dough. Completely stuffed we decided to spend the day beach hopping so we got in the car and drove about thirty minutes east to Marathi Beach—it was unreal! The water was beautiful and clear, but definitely not warm… I’d describe it as refreshing. We rented two beach chairs and an umbrella and spent the morning there until we decided to walk to one of the local waterside restaurants (recommended by our hotel) for lunch. The restaurant was called Patrelantonis Fish Taverna, and it had to be one of my favorite meals of the trip. We ordered a panzanella greek salad and the salmon linguini and ate lunch on the water. I’d highly recommend going here.

Breakfast at Casa Delfino
Part one of breakfast at Casa Delfino
Marathi Beach
Shaggy Umbrellas at Marathi Beach

Marathi Beach

Patrelantonis Fish Taverna
Patrelantonis Fish Taverna
Patrelantonis Fish Taverna
Our meal at Patrelantonis Fish Taverna
My favorite meal :)
Couldn’t get enough

We got back in the car and drove to Tersanas Beach, but somewhere away from the main area, because I’m pretty sure we were lost. We entered the beach through a small bar, had a beer and then laid out on the sand, which was more of a tiny pebble or rock beach. We swam for a bit and then decided to drive to Kou Kou Vaya, a little caffe (known for their desserts) with an excellent view of Chania. We grabbed coffees and checked the view before heading back to the hotel for showers, and sunset Aperol Spritzes on the rooftop.

Found a few mailboxes along the drive
Found a few mailboxes along the drive
The little beach bar at Tersanas Beach
The little beach bar at Tersanas Beach
Some very frosty bears
Some very frosty bears
Tersanas Beach
Tersanas Beach
Our setup
Our setup
The "sand" texture at Tersanas Beach
The “sand” texture at Tersanas Beach
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The view from Kou Kou Vaya
Casa Delfino Sunset View
Casa Delfino Sunset View
Enjoying a Aperol Spritz's from the roof of our hotel
Enjoying a Aperol Spritz’s from the roof of our hotel (sorry for the blur)
Casa Delfino Aperol Spritz
Sundowners

That night we went to a Cretan restaurant called Portes for dinner. I was so tired I don’t remember exactly what we ordered because we were deliriously tired, but I’m positive it was delicious. This restaurant seemed to attract more of the island’s street cats than normal, and we ended up with one sitting under our table the entire meal and one sitting on our spare chair (on top of Daniel’s jacket).

Portes restaurant is like a hallway
Portes restaurant is like a hallway
Dan passing out at dinner (cat's not yet present)
Dan passing out at dinner (cat’s not yet present)

Friday morning I woke up super early and decided to go up to the rooftop to watch the sun rise. It was about as scenic as a sun rise gets! Then I walked down to the room woke Daniel up and we went down to the courtyard for breakfast. I ordered a hard boiled egg but I’m pretty sure they just accidentally put a fresh egg in the egg dish because when I cracked it a raw egg exploded on the table. That was cute.

Sunset views
Sunset views
Enjoying breakfast (or rather posing with my egg surprise)
Enjoying breakfast (or rather posing with my egg surprise)

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Considering our early start time, we decided to take advantage of the day and drive for an hour and thirty minutes to Elafonisi Beach. The drive was on a tiny, narrow, and at times one-lane road that hugged the edge of various cliffs. Semi-frightening, but also quite stunning. During the time we weren’t driving on the edges of cliffs we went through olive tree orchards. Around ten in the morning we arrived at Elafonisi Beach—one of the most stunning beaches on the planet, turquoise clear water, white sand, huge rock structures and mountain views. On our way in we purchased two water floats, a dolphin and a sting ray—very important.

The trailers just above
The trailers just above Elafonisi Beach (not a bad view)
Elafonisi Beach
Elafonisi Beach
Before the chairs filled up
Before the chairs filled up

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The pool toys we purchased :)
The pool toys we purchased 🙂
Elafonisi Beach
Pano of Elafonisi Beach
“To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin’s head. I am saying, “Akay!… Akay Akay Akay?” und he is saying “AKay Akay!” und he is up on ze tail “Eeeeeeeeee!” und you can quote him!”
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Never not a photo opp
Never not a photo opp

 

Elafonisi Beach
Sponsored by Beer

It was clearly a popular destination for locals and tourists because about two hours after we arrived the beach was full—of large men in tiny speedos, selfie sticks, and people taking modeling photos. We felt like we were back on Ko Phangan island in Thailand where the Israelis at our hotel created the Israeli Modeling Competition. People Safari was amazing.  We got lunch at one of the Kantinas on the beach—nothing fabulous.

People safari at Elafonisi Beach
People safari at Elafonisi Beach
Elafonisi Beach
The sand was pink
Daniel pretending he was on the playa (kinda was...)
Daniel pretending he was on the playa (kinda was…)

When Daniel ordered his slushy he made sure to ask for "LEWON" flavor
When Daniel ordered his slushy he made sure to ask for “LEWON” flavor

We left the beach around 4:30 and drove back to the hotel to shower before running into town to buy ferry tickets for when we went to Santorini. We were told we wouldn’t be able to get them in Elounda (our next destination) without having someone come deliver them to us. So we walked into one of the “travel agencies” somewhere in the town of Chania and seemed to disturb the man staring into space at the counter when we asked him to buy tickets. On a scale of not helpful to extremely helpful, he never even qualified. It was quite entertaining.

Found a this bougainvillea wall on the drive
Found a this bougainvillea wall on the drive
... and some cactus
… and some cactus

We went back to the hotel for our last sunset drinks on the roof. We met a couple on the rooftop who told us a bit about Elounda (our next stop on Crete). Then we went to dinner at Glossitses just at the end of the Old Venetian Harbor. This place was tiny, and looked almost no different from the surrounding restaurants, but the food was beyond—it had to be our favorite dinner we’ve had in Crete. Per usual, we ordered tzatziki, pita, baked feta, tomatoes, pepper, and fresh vegetarian dolmas. The dolmas were homemade and unbelievable!!!! We met some Canadians at the table next to us who told us to find a tiny restaurant on Santorini across from a church with “phallic imagery” as they described it.

Last sunset in Chania
Last sunset in Chania
Aperol Sundowners
Aperol Sundowners
Menu Funnies: "Cheece Pie", "Marinate" "Octapus"
Menu Funnies: “Cheece Pie”, “Marinate” “Octapus”
Dinner at Glossitses in Chania—one of our top meals of the entire trip!
Dinner at Glossitses in Chania—one of our top meals of the entire trip!
Phallic church imagery we were told to look for in Santorini (to locate a restaurant)
Phallic church imagery we were told to look for in Santorini (to locate a restaurant)
Cutie boat
Cutie boat

Saturday morning we woke up at a normal hour went down to the courtyard for breakfast. Today my egg came hard boiled! After breakfast we packed up, got in the car and started our three hour drive to Elounda.

One of Daniel's 20-minute process photos of the Casa Delfino courtyard
One of Daniel’s 20-minute process photos of the Casa Delfino courtyard
The narrow streets of Chania
The narrow streets of Chania

More Observations:

  • Every time you sit at a restaurant they bring you table bread, they also charge you for the table bread, so if you don’t plan to eat it, you may want to ask them not to bring it to you.
  • Most dolmades are not freshly made, the restaurants buy them from the market because the process to make them is rather time consuming.
  • The bills are in Greek 🙂

 

Athens: The Land of Cheese and Pastries

We just got back from our honeymoon trip to Greece, and we wanted to share ALL of the details with you! While I wrote down everything as it happened during the trip on my phone, a combination of bad internet access and not wanting Daniel to kill me resulted in this series of posts happening now.  We hope you enjoy!

Disclosure—I had pretty much nothing to do with planning this trip, so pretty much all credit goes to Daniel (and everyone who gave us recommendations)!

The beginning of the trip!
The beginning of the trip!

We left Los Angeles on Sunday, September 11th and flew Alitalia to Rome. As far as international planes go, this one was less than average—the seats more uncomfortable than Spirit Air, the flight attendants hated people, the vegetarian food had secret ham inside, and Daniel’s TV didn’t work. Daniel never mentioned how much he didn’t enjoy this flight either.

We eventually landed in Rome and went through passport control where Daniel spent the entire time yelling at a T-Mobile representative for deceiving him about his unlimited international data plan. (Apparently he checked both at the store, and with a T-Mobile representative in America before we took off that the plan he bought guaranteed said unlimited international data.) [Note: Don’t use T-Mobile for international data plans.] When Daniel was finally done shouting at the T-Mobile representative, we booked it to our next Alitalia flight to Athens. We both tried to sleep on this flight, but my anxiety levels peaked upon decent when it sounded as if the plane was going to separate from the roof into two large chunks—surprisingly it did not.

Using internet Wi-Fi, Daniel realized that Uber exists in Athens! Our driver, Giorgos—a ‘trendy,’ macho Greek man covered in interesting black tattoos, wearing a floral shirt and some type of pin-stripe pants—drove us to the St.  George Lycabettus Hotel all while twirling/playing with purple and white skull beads. The room was decent, nothing to write home about. But the view from our balcony was awesome. You could see the city with an excellent view of the Acropolis.

Our Uber driver
Our Uber driver
Giorgos twirling his skull beads
Giorgos twirling his skull beads

Our room was decent, nothing to write home about, except that the bed had plastic sheets. But the view from our balcony was awesome. You could see the city with an excellent view of the Acropolis.

Our room at St. George Lycabettus Hotel
Our room at St. George Lycabettus Hotel
Our view from the balcony
Our balcony with a view of the Acropolis
From our balcony we could see the coolest house in Athens (or so we thought)
From our balcony we could see the coolest house in Athens (or so we thought)

Extremely exhausted, we headed out for dinner at a really charming restaurant called Oikeio.  It looked like it belonged in a hillside village in Tuscany. We sat on the sidewalk and watched a man and woman fight with the hostess for what seemed like half of our meal. We ordered a Greek salad, a Halloumi cheese and mint ravioli, a sesame fried feta cheese with honey, and tzatziki. The food looked better than it tasted but the atmosphere was awesome. After dinner we walked around the neighborhood of Kolonaki before returning to the hotel to pass out.

Oikeio: the cutest restaurant
Oikeio: the cutest restaurant
Parts of dinner at Oikeio
Parts of dinner at Oikeio

Tuesday morning we went to a cute coffee shop called Carpo and then to Caffé Da Capo to grab a light breakfast. Daniel was not pleased to discover that Athens is not an ‘egg and toast’ culture. They prefer a croissant or a pastry for breakfast. So after a little nosh we decided to explore the city.

Inside of Carpo, a cute coffee bar that also sells nuts and dried fruits.
Inside of Carpo, a cute coffee bar that also sells nuts and dried fruits.

On our way towards the Acropolis we walked past Parliament, and some ruins. We read that it might be smart to head to the New Acropolis Museum and learn a little bit before heading up to the Acropolis itself. The museum was pretty cool, and the layout was such that as you learned about aspects of the Parthenon, you could actually see it through different vantage points at the museum. After a quick refresher course about ancient Greece and Greek mythology we hiked up the Acropolis and saw the Parthenon. It was incredible, and insane that it only took 9 years to build.

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Just being a super tourist
New Acropolis Museum
The New Acropolis Museum
Views climbing up the Acropolis
Views climbing up the Acropolis
Parthenon Ruins
Parthenon Ruins
Another angle (incase you weren't aware that we were viewing the Parthenon)
Another angle (incase you weren’t aware that we were viewing the Parthenon)
Parthenon Greece Acropolis
Here’s a Jumping Jaxy for posterity

Later we climbed down, and learned that the line to get up to the Acropolis resembled the line for the Matterhorn at Disneyland during the last week of summer vacation—I’m so glad we went early. Tip: We bought our tickets for the Acropolis early in the morning before we went to the museum, we’d recommend you do the same.

Anyway, Daniel had researched a cool restaurant in a non-touristy part of town, so we decided to walk there (at the time I was not aware of how far away it was). We stopped for a quick Greek frozen yogurt with honey along the way—way better than whatever we have in America, and at Central Market (basically a massive outdoor butchery) which was not my cup of tea….

Central Market
Central Market: Smelly, fleshy, and very real.
Central Market
Central Market: these are not rubber chickens.

Forty five minutes later we arrived in a desolate area, with a street full of cute restaurants. We went to one called Gazi College where they introduced some menu items with quotes like Grilled Cheese, “the famous American dish”. The ambiance and decor was awesome. The food was average at best.

Food at Gazi College
Food at Gazi College
The inside of Gazi College
The inside of Gazi College
Gazi College interior
Gazi College decor
The solar system mobile
The solar system mobile
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Bathroom Signs: Female
Gazi College Bathroom Signs
Bathroom Signs: Male
This is us at Gazi College
This is us at Gazi College

After the meal we walked through Plaka before returning to the hotel. Turns out we had walked a total of 13 miles by the time we were back—thanks Daniel. Exhausted, we went to the pool to lay out. I couldn’t help but overhear the woman next to me have a few interesting conversations on her phone. The first conversation was presumably with her boyfriend, where she explained to him that it was her birthday and he would be taking her out for dinner in her party dress. The second one was with her mother where she explained to her that it was rude she hadn’t written a message like “You Are the Sun” on her Facebook wall for her birthday. (It looks like I was taking a video of the view, but turn up your audio).

Lounging by the pool in Athens
Lounging by the pool in Athens

We watched the sunset from our hotel roof top, which has to be one of the highest view points in the city. Then we walked to Cosmote, a local cell phone carrier location, and purchased SIM cards for the rest of our trip before heading to dinner at Malconi—a trendy and absolutely delicious Italian restaurant. Highly recommended. We went to bed early cause we had to wake up at 5:45 AM to go to the airport. Tip: If you’re looking to avoid serious international phone plan costs, we’d highly recommend buying a SIM and plan at Cosmote—very affordable.

Sunset in Athens from our hotel rooftop with views of the Acropolis
Sunset in Athens from our hotel rooftop with views of the Acropolis
Night views of the Acropolis
Night views of the Acropolis
Italian dinner at Malconi's
Italian dinner at Malconi’s

Wednesday morning we woke up when it was still dark out. We got into an Uber and headed to the airport. We flew RyanAir this time. Fortunately for us, Daniel read the carryon policy ahead of time and learned that RyanAir has a smaller bag size allowed than any other airline. So we bought tickets to check in our extra bags for $20 each. Thank goodness we did this, because when we arrived at the airport, anyone who had a bag that was too large (aka everyone) had to pay an $80 bag check-in fee for their carryon. Tip: If you have a normal size rolling bag, you should look into buying extra bags ahead of time.

We went through security and waited quite some time for our bags to come through the other side of the scanner since the man in front of us had to have his switchblade and a shiv removed from his man purse before anyone could do anything (not joking).

We boarded the plane and I was sat next to a woman who made me look like I had no awareness of flight anxiety. She had white knuckles the entire flight from squeezing the arm rest, my arm, and my leg. She also seemed to be praying quite a bit. Very confidence instilling. After a quick 45 minute flight, we landed in Crete!

 

Observations about Athens:

  • All Taxis are yellow Mercedes
  • Not a breakfast culture (no eggs)
  • Uber works well here
  • Lots of Jants
  • Couldn’t seem to figure out how to get the light in the bathroom stalls to turn on. So I was always peeing in the dark.